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salzstange

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Ich liebe die Sprüche von How I met your mother und würd gerne mit euch sammeln :)
Hab jetzt nur eins hier rumliegen, bestimmt finde ich auf vielen Blättern noch weitere.

Marshall: Peinlichkeitsregel Nr.1: Es ist nur peinlich, wenn wir Peinlichkeit zu lassen.

Ich liebe diesen Spruch. Ist zwar nicht einer der besten aber trotzdem grandios.
Böni1988

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Barney: "Ted - I'm gonna teach you how to live! Lesson One: Lose that goatee - it doesn't fit your suit!"
Ted: "I#m not wearing a suit!?!?"
Barney: "Lesson Two: SUIT UP!"
bluemends

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oh gott, da gibt es zu viele gute!
Fangen wir mal mit nem Klassiker an:

Barney: "You dumped a pornstar? Friendship over...FRIENDSHIP OOOVER!"
MotherMeeters

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"Phone Five"

"Daddy is back"

"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old." ;)
Böni1988

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Ted: "oh god, now she sent me a message, that was clearly meant for someone else."
Robin: "Are you sure?" reads: "Hey babe, just got some take out from genero's. be home soon" "ok, let's think about this...could be for a brother...or a sick dad!"
Ted: "Scroll down!"
robin reads: "and then i want you to do me on the couch!" "uhhh...maybe not a sick dad...or a very sick dad, am i right?"
fernsehmaus

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Marshall: But just to make sure it records, maybe we should bow our heads and say a quiet prayer to the TiVo gods.
Ted: Almighty TiVo, We thank you for all the gifts you have given us. The power to freeze live TV to go take a leak is nothing short of god-like. And let's not forget fast-forwarding through commercials. It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, o magic box, but if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl, we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats.
Marshall and Ted: Amen.

Barney: Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate, it's the most wonderful time of the year.

Barney: Look around you, Lily! You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours...fourteen if you qualify for multiple entry, heh!
Lily: Ewwww....is something some lame, judgemental chick would say, but I say 'gimme multiple high-fives'!
Barney: WOW, you really are desperate.
Lily: I really am.
Böni1988

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Robin: "Wow, Barney, you have a gay brother?"
Barney: "Yes, he's the most good-lookingest, most awesomest, greatest guy ever!"
Lily: "...yeah...he's just like Barney..."
Barney: "That's what I just said!"

Ted: "That cute lil' coffe girl wrote a heart by your name!" sings: "somebody has a crush on you"
Barney sings: "somebody thinks you're me-eeee"

Barney: "Ted, how could you do that!?!?!?" storms off the table, then comes back "you know what? one person storming off is not enough! Marshall, storm off the table with me!"
Marshall looks to ted, stands up, looks back and storms off...
izzzy

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Barney: "Es ist ent- warte gleich kommts- zückend" ;) Das kommt aus der Date-Folge mit Robin. Fand ich sehr witzig!
Böni1988

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Robin und Barney in einer Bar:
Barney: "Father Issues: HOT!"
Robin: "I know, I was THIS close to become a slut..."
Barney: "Slut would've been better, but I'll settle for Bro. Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink. Because he's pregnant. Cause he's the girl...!"
Robin: "Come on! Ted can't be pregnant!...You need to have sex to get pregnant!"
Barney: "What uuuuup! Freeze-Frame-High-Five!"
Spoiler
Barney: "Robin...I've seen many boobs in my life: big boobs, small boobs, medium sized boobs, boobs that were big but kind of in a bad way...all I wanna say...[interupts] boobs, that pointed in opposite directions...the point is [...]"
Vivien91

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Barney's High Fives:
Hipothetical High Five; Phone-Five; Tiny-Five usw.

Blah Blah: You guys dated? For how long?
Robin: A year. But, don't worry. The relationship wasn't that good. At the end, it was mostly about sex. Which wasn't that good. I was the problem. I just lie there. But Ted is very good. He will... get you where you need to go. :anbet:

Lily: Why would I want to change anything? This place is great, except you don't have a TV.
Barney: See that wall? *click* 300 inch flatscreen! They only sell them in Japan but I know a guy. They ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' King Kong! ^_^
Lily: It hurts my eyes...
Barney: Yeah, that doesn't go away.
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In 3.05:
BlahBlah: Also weißt du was? Das brauch ich nicht! Ich entwerfe Taschen, schreibe meine Biographie, bin ein Superstar und dieses Jahr ist mein Jahr! Eines Tages wird von jeder Häuserwand der Name BlaBla leuchten. ^_^

Season 5:
Barney: I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans (sometimes those two overlap), coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course—wait for it—’cause Lord knows I have—pregnancy scares.
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I mean she just walked out. At least when I walk out on a girl I have the common courtesy to sleep with her first. It's called manners! - Barney Stinson
Never buy a girl flowers, 'cause giving her a living thing reminds her of babies. - Barney Stinson
Nerds who aren't good at math?
Life is going to be rough boys! - Robin Scherbatsky
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Barney Stinson's Playbook Folge aus Staffel 5 ist eine Folge die jede Sekunde geile Gags. Einer nacheinander.

Lorenzo von Materhorn :D
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haha, ja die folge war der hammer. ich mag barneys sprüche alle:) am liebstem mag ich legen..warte es kommt gleich- där!
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Zitat von Barney Stinson in Staffel 9 Folge 24

Du bist die Liebe meines Lebens. Alles was ich bin und alles was ich habe gehört dir. Für immer.
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